Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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