I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
she woke up with a sticky ear
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
