That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The adults are the big ones right?
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