The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Randomize
