Jerry, you need to find god
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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