I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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