I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
It's rum buckets o'clock
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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