Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with youâ€
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