just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
