if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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