Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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