Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
no you cant smoke seaweed
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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