Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Randomize
