love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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