so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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