His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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