1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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