so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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