i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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