Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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