good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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