He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I love you.
Bad choice
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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