The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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