Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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