big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's no shave November. This is our time.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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