Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I have tasted many bathrooms
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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