Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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