Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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