because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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