No awkward lesbian experiences without me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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