At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize
