my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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