If that was your dad, he is hot
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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