how can u be prego again
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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