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Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
is it fun? or sober?
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