But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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