He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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