he was CRYING into my vagina
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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