Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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