i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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