I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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