you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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