The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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