Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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