): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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