I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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