can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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