I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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