I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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