have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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