I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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