so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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