when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
