I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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