I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
