Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
